4 posts tagged “belly”
Today, I am 37 weeks pregnant, officially full-term, and ready to "drop" this kid any moment. Any moment, I tell you! So, in celebration of this momentous (haha, pun intended) milestone, I want to post the very last of my preggers belly pictures. The next photos you see (i mean, after the immediate upcoming) better have an infant that is a combination of myself and Philly the Kid. Or else they will be of a very grumpy Claire.
Anyway, observe:
Now, for the close-up, merely to point out another abnormality of my body:
Ok, that's it. Soak it up, folks; take advantage. This will be the last time, unless there's another kid one day, that this big ole' belly will be on display to the public.
If you need me, my full-term ass will be doing jumping jacks in the kitchen.
Guess who is starting to resemble a Zeppelin. Pretty soon, I won't be able to stand up straight.
So, now that you've gotten over the TWO BABIES, OH MY GOD! shock, you can start deciding what you want to buy me, ahem, the little beans when they arrive. My registries are at Babies 'R' Us and Target. As far as I understand, you can just stick in my or S's last name and look at the registry. If you don't know how to spell them, let me know, I'll send you an email or something. Also, please know I'm not really tacky enough to be putting this up so you can buy me stuff (although if you're independently wealthy, please, feel free). I just want you all to know what kind of stuff we're picking out, since so many of you have expressed that you've spent hours already looking at baby stuff online.
Oh, also, since the twin news, we've learned that I'm only 8 weeks pregnant (rather than the suspected 9 1/2), and my due date has been moved to 4/26/07 (Shakespeare's birthday!), but I'll probably go early since there's two little critters.
Anywho, last, but not least, more belly pics, although I have to remember to stop taking them right after I eat. Some of that bulge might be Outback. God, it was so good!
Belly Pictures!!
I can still see my feet!
From the front:
And, for your viewing pleasure, the side with tattoos, so you can see how they blow up!
My kid's got its very own guardian goddess! Beware the Goddess with Snakes for Hair! She will fuck you up if you mess with this belly!
Ok, you have to give me a little bit of a break. I just ate, so that might not all be baby. But for so early, my belly seems to be all about looking prego.
